super straight

a bunch of insecure pencil dicks

jim: ayo what’s sexuality are you
bob: super straight
jim: you could’ve just said it was small....

by calypsoscout March 9, 2021

super straight

an invalid sexuality made up by transphobes who want to mask their transphobia and want to seem oppressed. their flag is ⬛🟧 which is awfully similar to the Grindr colours lmao.

person 1- I wouldn't date a trans person I'm only attracted to biological women/men,I'm super straight

person 2- having a genital preference is okay just say that and leave smh you don't have to make up a whole new sexuality, just say you're straight with a preference for vaginas/penis and go 🙄💅

by ThatSadEnby March 8, 2021

Super straight

Super straight = small pp and transphobia

Guy: hey I'm super straight

Girl: *walks away*

by Alex5gum March 8, 2021

Super straight

A virgin

Them: I’m super straight 👹

Literally anyone else: you’re transphobic.

by Dontask105136 March 7, 2021

super straight

A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.

"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."

by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021

Super straight

Super straight isn’t a sexuality and is a term used for transphobic people to be transphobic. If you identify yourself as “super straight” you officially a dumb ass

“ I’m Super straight so I only date REAL women”🤓
“ No Ethan your just transphobic get a job”

by Shigarakis husband duh June 4, 2021

Super straight

An extremely disrespectful and transphobic sexuality that does not exist.

Person 1: I’m super straight. I don’t date trans people.
Person 2: I’m pretty sure super straight doesn’t even exist, you just don’t want to date trans people because they’re ‘different’, therefore you are transphobic.
Person 1: ...

by a_gamertag April 9, 2021