superman bungee manuver

Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt

my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.

by wes, matt and tanya January 15, 2004

Superman wedgie

Given a wedgie and flown around by the wedgie

I got a superman wedgie from my older brother he flow me for an hour. It hurt like hell!!!!!

by Wedgie Dude June 1, 2009

superman's dead

Used in retailiation, the female version of the superman. She removes her tampon during her menstral cycle and proceeds to rub the tampon on his back followed by pressing a sheet to his back and allowing it to dry. Thus in the morning the bloody sheet is stuck to his back looking as though superman has been mortally injured.

Coco was pissed that her boyfriend gave her a Superman she got back at him with Superman's Dead.

by VIP Gangsta January 19, 2008

superman a ho

A male does a female (ho) in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman's cape. Resulting in a superman ho!

Superman a hoooooooooooooo!

by Bryan87 October 11, 2007

fucking superman

An insane clone of superman with testosterone for blood, who flies through the air throwing pelvic thrusts and dry humping anything that gets in his way. The raw force of his flying leaps can smash most supervillains at the molecular level. Fucking Superman does not dicriminate between man, woman, animal, or inanimate object. He cannot be stopped by conventional weapons, but he can be rendered helpless if the source of his power comes into contact with latex. He is considered to be several times stronger than the normal superman.

If Fucking Superman can't pound his way through it, Superman wouldn't stand a chance!

by The Cuthbert Gobblecock Literary Fund of America February 18, 2004

Superman That Hoe

A male cums on some hoes back & when the said subject lays back,the sheets stick to her back therefore doubling as a cape.

superman that hoe!!!

by Naomie September 8, 2007

superman dat ho

When a male ejaculates on a blanket and sticks it on a female's back, creating a cape like superman.

Made famous by Soulja Boi's single, "Crank dat"

Lyrics are as follows: "Watch me crank dat soulja boi den superman dat ho"

by Menaaa September 26, 2007