Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020

Clob Stomper

Noun; someone who walks loudly; someone who cant walk quietly.

i can hear you walk, stop being a Clob Stomper

by AirRick01 May 12, 2010

roach stompers

A pair of really tired shoes, usually old and of an off brand.

Don't you think you'll get laughed at
when you step out wearing those roach stompers?

by Max L. May 16, 2007

shit stompers

shoes or sneakers that are in very poor condition; busted ass shoes

Ay you you need to go to the mall and get some kicks so you can get rid of them shit stompers

by Lamar and Lymeeke January 15, 2006

shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011