Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

starting soon

Starting soon... *dream speed run music*
Dudududu

Starting soon
Girl: mommy this twitch user is starting soon!
Mommy: I don't care

by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022

starting soon

a starting soon screen for your stream

“My twitch stream is starting soon,” says ur mom.

by Tnickels’ fan September 18, 2022

Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".

Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.

by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.

by Katelena January 2, 2016