The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......
by Sam and Chris January 20, 2007
by dommyracer April 14, 2004
The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.
by It's freaking hot here June 23, 2009
The feeling one has when under the influence of opiate painkillers, marijuana, or high carb foods such as Italian or Mexican.
Barry did one too many bong hits before lunch, resulting in an extra basket of chips after he had finished his Enchilada sampler platter which only made his junkie squint even more intense.
by Halliburton Inesteen July 18, 2009
Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."
Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)
Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".
Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)
Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".
by LastResponder January 05, 2012
by rick gibbs November 25, 2003
A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.
GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!
GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!
by Indy K August 05, 2010