ass spelunker

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

by acarmizzle April 5, 2007

swedish spelunker

the art of giving a guy oral intercourse and deepthroating his cock to the point where it causes the person to upchuck on said cock. after which the man proceeds to anally penetrate the person using the fresh puke as lubrication.

zach likes giving swedish men swedish spelunkers in sweden on swedish holidays.

by Shannon & Spencer March 12, 2008

ass spelunking

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.

John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.

by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008

ass spulunker

some one who fingers an ass

Jack is an ass spulunker.

by shadow_wrayth May 6, 2006

Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

going spelunking

Diving, tongue first, into the depths of a girl's asshole.

Being bored with normal cunnilingus, John decided to go spelunking.

When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.

by fanofdisco2 November 27, 2011

spelunking

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

by Miss Millie March 1, 2004