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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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sponsoring porn hub

spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies

hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably

great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1

yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course

years goes by

years goes by

no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab

but you're still wondering to our fans right?

dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans

porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it

oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium

not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too

and they dont want admit it?

they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck

and is internet....

INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK

oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
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Credit Sponsor

Someone who sends good players UMG/GB Credits so they play tournaments with them. They basically pay for your tournament entries.
by DavidH15 September 20, 2015
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Sponsoring pornhub

Kane… Son… and Btec Neymar…
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham

But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..

To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.

But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No

Pornhub? Correct

You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.

Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.

We completed!

1 year later…

No way…

No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.

Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…

10% to 90%

Crazy addiction…

And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
Written by Chelsea Fan

Sponsoring Pornhub
The book
by Dickdicok April 30, 2023
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SPONSOR

Noun: A person, man or woman, who helps another person by voluntarily providing money and services in hopes that one day some love will be reciprocated for the services. Usually women have sponsors.
"I asked my sponsor for two hundred dollars to pay my light bill.”

“I met this man and he wants to help me financially. He asked if he could be my sponsor.”

“This amazing man just bought me a car! I think I found myself a sponsor”
by Aubrey V April 18, 2022
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Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
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credential sponsor

Someone who buys a gaming site currency (credits) to cover someone who is better than them in a CMG, GB, UMG, or UA tournament.
Winivity is a credential sponsor just ask Bxdied or Intechs!
by Trenzey June 1, 2018
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