sputnik

thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening

"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"

by Definition queennnnnn August 10, 2021

sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.

"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."

by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

sputnik

The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.

-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.

by Anochefia December 3, 2021

Sputnik

Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn

Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers

by Son of TeeKay December 3, 2021

Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

sputnikas

An asian with problems

Sputnikas never touched a girl

by Ugne karavauskienė December 13, 2022

Spiznik

A person who sucks your dick directly after you pulled it out of someone else's ass.

That spiznik over there always makes the party better. Wait till you see what she can do with her tongue after after you pull out of her friends ass.

by Scquwi June 4, 2025