Sphinx

A very elderly lady who is significantly older then a middle-aged cougar.

That sphinx just smacked my husband’s rear end. I can’t even be mad.

by PikaPikaPixi June 3, 2022

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Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

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When you constantly embarrass everyone at dinner by making jokes that a middle age butt container would find amusing, making everyone question the amount of second hand embarrassment they are willing to stomach for the night.

He pulled an Andy Sphinx, told the waitstaff to bring a cake out for my trans Cat Nandos birthday. Everyone was as amused as they would be if the saw a child fisting a turd.. it was cringe.

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

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