Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018

old spanish

a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives

cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office

by scissorscapo October 18, 2012

spanish inquisition

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

AP Spanish

an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.

Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"

by Bartholomew Peanuts September 7, 2013

Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

by lafantasma October 11, 2019

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

Spanish Lantern

The same as a dutch oven, farting under the blanket and pulling it over your partners head, although to complete the spanish lantern, light a match after the proceeded fart.

John Spanish lanterned kate last night and she no longer had eye brows.

by HBOSS19 October 18, 2009