Slizzard

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.

Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?

by ChawillCha November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Snake-lizard

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.

The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard

by Grrawr!!! December 23, 2011

Slizzard

A skinny ass lightskinned bitch without ass or titties but has a pretty face.

She alright but she a slizzard no ass or tits

by Lafkareski November 23, 2018

slizzard

A gentler "krunk". Probably a result of too much syrup, rather than krunk, which is a result of too much hard or malt liquor

"Lick you like a lizard when I'm slizzard"
-Outkast
Youngbloodz use it more effectively and frequently, however.

by Don Colbleone October 7, 2002

slizzard

When a girl gets so drunk that she ends up with a blizzard of cum on her face.

My bitch got slizzard last night

by Anonjerkfaise October 10, 2010

Slizzard

Dairy Queens new flavor of blizzard.

Joe:Hey Tim, did you try dairy queens new blizzard flavor?
Tim: Nope, what is it?
Joe: It's Slizzard.

by LLAMASRFOSHIZZLE November 8, 2010