skimming the milk

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.

My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

by bama jammer July 27, 2006

Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

by Blakito October 3, 2016

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

Skim Milk

A slang term for lesbian sex

Leslie: I went to the park with Mrs. Snurkle!
Rombo: OMG did you have skim milk!?
Leslie: YES it was awesome!

by Mr. Moofles January 26, 2011

Academic skim

What you do when you have 80 books to read for your paper and only a week to do so.

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've gotta academic skim."

by Godaisies June 12, 2010

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 8, 2023

Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019