love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder

Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon

by FatherJones July 9, 2016

sorrowgate

Someone whom you hire to feel sad for you.

Sometimes you can even hire a sorrowgate to **pretend** to feel "down in the mouth" instead of your having to fake it on your own, like at the funeral of someone who was always a major a**h**e to you, and so you're actually GLAD to finally be rid of him in your life.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.

In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?

by QuacksO February 22, 2025