shouldmate

if you sing the song can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars , and someone finishes it for you they are you're shouldmate. you should date them as soon as possible

person 1: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
person 2: i could really use a wish right now wish right wish right now~
person 1: we should date
person 2: why?
person 1: you are my shouldmate
person 2: oh ok lets get married

by monikaisthebestddlcgirl July 24, 2021

Shouldadid

I shouldadid that

I know I shouldadid that but I'm lazy

by Jickster88 July 24, 2021

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

Shoulda’ Bongled

A slang term used when someone sneezes as an alternative to “bless you.” Bongled coming from the Old English word “to suppress,” which originally was only meant to refer to sneezes.

“ACHOOO!” - James
“Shoulda’ bongled” -Salazar

by FranceEnjoyer March 21, 2024

been shoulda been

Should have already done so prior to already doing so.

He been shoulda been payin’ me my money!

by Ghetto Fabulous Kitten February 14, 2018

They never shoulda gave you N**gas Money

When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.

Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!

by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023