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She tried to question my authority so i gave he rthe shocker... she never acted up again.
shocker by PIMPnPREP5 July 18, 2008
Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.
"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)
shocker by Mookie S August 24, 2005
A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball
Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100
shocker by Swickster September 18, 2005
In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.
shocker by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003
a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass
justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."
shocker by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005