shmoyfriend

a phrase a girl uses to describe her boyfriend to another man she is trying to get with.

"i thought you had a boyfriend"-random guy
" its actually more of a shmoyfriend"-girl

by poopeater12 July 19, 2010

Boyfriend Shmoyfriend

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.

Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007

Blorgen Shmorgen

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!

Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

Shmorange

Extreme love. Love between couples that are PERFECT for each other.

"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"

by In Shmorange June 20, 2009

shmoron

an insult that means a stupid moron

eric saindon is a shmoron

by KIRKUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2005

Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.

Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.

by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011