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Shittle

Slang for a cold sore on a gay man's penis, caused by the herpes virus.
Sorry steve but I can't pound your ass tonight, my shittle is really hurtin and you know gettin shit on a shittle is never fun.
by shmoobeline December 10, 2008
mugGet the Shittlemug.

shittle

1) small pieces of shit left inside the asshole after using the washroom
2) A name to call someone who is worth less than a full shit, but only the 'crumbs' left
"Man, this shittle is really chaffing my crack right now. I should've wiped better."
by the flavour king April 23, 2009
mugGet the shittlemug.

shittle brick

one step beyond shit. but as for physical entity it is liquid shit in a brick like force field that the liquid shit can only come out if you go through the force field.
example one: man this day was a load of shittle bricks.
example two: you did not just shittle brick on my car!
expamle three: this is shittle bricks.
and so on.
by Sake_Hermit January 13, 2010
mugGet the shittle brickmug.

Shittle Nips

When you face swap with someone on Snapchat and end up looking like a Lesbain.
by Susan_bingowings November 15, 2016
mugGet the Shittle Nipsmug.

Space Shittle

(Verb) when you shit a little in space
The astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a space shittle
by KoalaDramaFTW July 15, 2016
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Shittle Foosh

When you take a goldfish cracker and stick it in a goldfish's mouth then shove the goldfish up your ass.
Jake loves to shittle foosh with Chris' goldfish.
by dreamingofscreaming February 21, 2009
mugGet the Shittle Fooshmug.

shittle pop

what you get when somebody shoves your ice lolly up their anis, leaving a slight trace of poo on the end of you popsicle.
you: dude my butt is so itchy.
friend: here, use my popsicle.
you: aw thanks dude, do you want it back?
friend: no thanks dude. i cant eat that, you've left me with a shittle pop.
by jmac97 April 8, 2012
mugGet the shittle popmug.

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