I shit dicks

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset

"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"

by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.

Have you ever had a cheesy shit dick?

by Nanera420 July 10, 2019