Sheridan eve

Beyond beautiful girl, pushing the laws of physics with her unmatched ethereal glow and mesmerising deep brown eyes, she makes my stomach twirl into a knot that even the wizard of laces couldn’t untie. She is more breathtaking than a fun house engulfed in flames. In a stadium filled with only the finest women she is by far the finest. I will make her my wife for life if she gives me the honour.

Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*

Me : you’re beautiful.

by anonymous June 20, 2025

Cracka And Sheridan

yo chat what the hell

bro they are NOT cracka and sheridan

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Dara sheridan

A fat bastard who reeks of sweat and piss

Dara sheridans on the dole

by PAWGNUT April 22, 2022

To be a Sheridan

A LCpl for 3 years and picking up Cpl for 6months even though you've had the score for 8, re-enlisting in hope of Cpl and Section Leader, owning a 2018 Mustang since 2016, pulling a 240 to the rear on safe twice for "Teaching Purposes", attending baby boot camp for basic father skills, and saying you failed AMGC for "Family reasons".

Stop lying you sound like you're trying to be a Sheridan.

by Anonymous000000000000000000 January 28, 2018

Sheridan Slivinski

A amazing girl who is very outgoing, and loves to make you laugh. She's very hot and a good girlfriend. Sometimes a little too honest for you to handle. She loves her family and friends. She's very loyal and kind to all, friend or no friend

Sheridan slivinski is my best friends she's the best!

by Sheriiiiideeeennnn July 11, 2017

Sheridan

this mf is so wrappable and delectable..... u wanna just wrap them up in a little burrito and then gobble them up but they won't let you.

stop being such a Sheridan till I gobble you up like omnomnom

by crypticfroggy December 22, 2022

Sheridan

An odour that is left behind by stench.

Sharon: “wtf is that evil fragrance? It’s melted the glue on my eyelashes”
Craig: “calm your farm Sharon. That’s just a Sheridan. You’re lucky that you weren’t here an hour ago when mum snapped a grogan.

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021