severe acute nocockin 

A temporary mental condition caused by going long periods of time without receiving cock.

I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.

severe acute nocockin by Red Reuter February 23, 2022

Severe Storm 

Severe Storms are a weather phenomena that can contain severe and damaging wind and wind gusts, hail (sometimes) and tornadoes.

what classifies a storm as "severe" is when wind gusts reaches of atleast 58mph and/or hail one inch diameter (about the size of a quarter) or larger and/or a tornado.

Severe Storms can cause alot of damage and power outages, tho they look like a hurricane hit your home country.

Person 1: *Casually watching tv*
*a few seconds later*
TV: *EAS Alarm*
TV: *after eas alarm finished playing*
TV: Severe Storm detected in these areas: *the locations*
TV: if you live in any of these locations evacuate immeadieatly.
Person 1: Oh no i gotta evacuate!
meanwhile
Storm Chaser 1: woo! we got another storm!
Storm Chaser 2: time to get those views!

Severe Storm by bruhbrbhur July 6, 2022

severe apps 

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severe apps by hi_im_k3v September 14, 2022

severe skeekism 

when you have skeekism, but it is severe. You act wild, you don’t care, and you are based.

Holy shit, Veal has severe skeekism

severe skeekism by DiniEatsHeads September 25, 2022

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA 

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA by Umbilicus July 21, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome 

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

severe acute small dick syndrome by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

severe urethral trauma 

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

severe urethral trauma by TBone2222 November 15, 2023