Secondhand Susan

The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.

"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"

"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."

"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."

by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023

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Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder

"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"

by Scienceprof August 13, 2017

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secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

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secondhand weed

gettin high off of the weed essence in the air.

guy : "bro i feel high"
bro: "probs secondhand weed"

by skrubology January 12, 2016

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secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017

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