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secondhand weed

gettin high off of the weed essence in the air.
guy : "bro i feel high"
bro: "probs secondhand weed"
by skrubology April 23, 2016
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secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.
"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."
by JADrI May 30, 2017
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secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.
Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.
by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010
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Secondhand Tumblr

Tumblr posts that leak into other forms of social media, such as Facebook.
I don't have the tumblr app but there is a lot of secondhand tumblr on Facebook.
by Keiranthecandycane June 25, 2016
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secondhand dryness

When your friend sends you screen shots of texts from a fuckboi that are so gross/offensive/insulting, it makes you turned off too.
"That dick pic Chad sent you was so gross, it gave me secondhand dryness"
by jeremygotascooter September 26, 2017
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Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder
"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"
by Scienceprof August 12, 2017
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Secondhand Susan

The act of being jacked off by your homie, cumming in your own hand and using your cum as lube to beat off your homie in return.
"Hey man , ever tried a Secondhand Susan?"

"Yeah , but whenever I go second my homies never return the favor."

"Damn ,they hit you with the Deceitful Donna. That's fucked up."
by IGotDaBullets May 12, 2023
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