Tearsucker

A person who exploits the emotions of others through emotional abuse, psychological manipulation, or gaslighting.

The term was first coined upon the release of the 2023 Horror/Thriller Film, "Tearsucker."

"Sarah Brady's texts revealed to the world that Jonah Hill is a total tearsucker."

"I couldn't see the red flags until we had broken up...he was so charming and sweet at first, but in the end he turned out to be a tearsucker."
"That tearsucker was gaslighting her the whole time!"

by FilmVocab July 12, 2023

Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.

Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...

by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023

Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021