Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.

Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.

by Jack Danger Harper October 18, 2010

schnitz

To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.

When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.

by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007

schnäbi

Originally a word used in the ghetto of Switzerland, but brought to the US by some emigrants.
Schnäbi is the most appropriate word to identify a little (for some different oriented men: cute) penis.
It can also be used as an insult.

Piss off SCHNäBI!

by Theofizzle May 8, 2004

bread a schnitzel

have a sex with chick

"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"

by xmc July 26, 2011

schnabi

1- Typically a small, blonde jewish boy

2- Also can be used to describe a small, cute penis.

1- Awww look at the little schnabi.

2- ...Aww look at the little schnabi.

by whiteman =) April 24, 2009

Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018