Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.

Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Physical Schizophrenia

Being so fat that you have to identify as 2 people

I was denied access to the fun fair ride due to my physical schizophrenia

by Maybe on Wednesday April 9, 2023

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

Among Us Schizophrenia

A disorder that causes the victim to see the characters from the videogame Among Us in everyday objects.

Character 1:Hey what's going on with Character 3?
Character 2:He has Among Us Schizophrenia.

by GildedSpark March 14, 2021

Ex-induced schizophrenia

A newly discovered way of developing schizophrenia.

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage

When you bottle up so much rage (or emotions in general) your mind seems to explode to create a new mischievous identity to release all the feeling for you.

“Our dad ain’t some murderous psycho on the loose! He only has advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage!”

by Bomvu February 1, 2023