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Saroitis

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009
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Saroot

A person who is a saroot is sweetest. Saroot can be used to describe a young man full of hope and joy. Also, saroot defines a person, who is very intelligent. Saroot is also described as a passionate lover and person with nice smile. Saroot can be used as an adjective, and an adverb.
He's such a Saroot, I'm totally in love with him.

OMG, Saroot the perfect guy for me!
by Tanyathesweetheart August 16, 2010
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sarlote

A lovely girl who make matches made in heaven she also has a great personality and is super nice to all friends she is also super outgoing and pretty
Oh have you seen sarlote

Oh the really nice one!
by Dylan Wright 13579 November 8, 2019
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salolas

Salolas is a feeling and its a way of saying thank you .
a term used by capetonians.
"I made you some snacks in the kitchen".
"Salolas bro".
by Bo~dal September 19, 2020
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saroganis

feeling high even tho ur sober. usually when ur with ur best friend acting like kids
woah bro i’m so saroganis“

”いぇあj
by gainskittyowl January 3, 2022
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Juuse Saros

noun- the cutest little boy in the world, can do no wrong, someone with perfect eyes and an adorable personality
My son is so adorable he is going to be the next Juuse Saros!
by tittey April 11, 2018
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zubair sarookh

i want to suck zubair sarookh's bojolz
by BojolZ SucK February 2, 2022
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