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Rustic

The motto of the 19 Weapons Squadron at Nellis AFB. It is most commonly used during a toast but can also be used as a general greeting, a response to a question, as a verb or how ever one feels that it can appropriately fit into a conversation.
During a toast one would raise their glass and say "To the Green Door", the rest of the room would reply "Rustic!!"
by Mayor For A Day September 5, 2015
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Rustic Blowtorch

The act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, fucking the shit out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. This act was widely popular in medieval Russia and China. The words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means Pretty Girl on Fire. Only prostitutes and tight-pussied woman would ever have this honor.
Adam: Hey Joe, where's that smokin' chick you were gonna fuck last night?

Joe: Oh, her? We just went to the woods and I gave her a rustic blowtorch. Lookin' for a new girlfriend, now.
by themaxxoframania December 18, 2010
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Rastica

a country in the shape of bob marley's head that a whole bunch of convicts from maryland, that live on an island, all they do is smoke the mary-j-wanna, the national flower is purple haze, and the national bird is the pirate parrot.
Bri: when i die i'm going to go to rastica, fuck that christian shit.

Nick: hell yeah, me too.
by nikolausss June 28, 2008
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rusticity

nasssty
by Kol-min September 27, 2003
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rubsticals

a man whose testicals are extremely red in color.
Lydia: i really like him, but i just can't get over his rubsticals.
by daily4sure November 27, 2009
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rustic flower

Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!

Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!
by Hurricane Jen March 24, 2017
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Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting
While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.
by TheUrbanSombrero August 3, 2019
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