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Where good players continually get fucked by randomness
he fucking caught the random straight on the river
river by Cale Halley October 30, 2003
River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River
River by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.
River by Guavas November 13, 2016
A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know
Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy
River by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018
Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?
River by urartdad October 8, 2019
Smart sexy girl, who’s good in bed and good at giving head she’s kinky when she’s alone but also very nice when out in public they are loyal and loving and if you ever have to chance to get her take it.
River is looking great
River by Whollottagangshit February 21, 2018