jeans with runners

A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life.

guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him

by James Eagle July 22, 2008

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

Logan's Runners

A feeling of inevitable euphoria approaching

"Hey, look at Evie and Harry over there talking"
"Thats so Logan's Runners"

by liamado October 11, 2012

Your forerunners whore runners

The final, astral insult that should only be used in worst case scenarios, this insult may save you from dying instantly, but saying this to someone will cause they're entire bloodline dead or alive, to be erased from existence, which may include you.

Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: ur forerunners whore runners
*99.34% of the world's population dies instantly*

Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: your forerunners whore runners
*Every particle that even belonged to anyone related to Carl is instantly erased from every timeline, leaving it to never exist, creating a paradox wormhole that destroys the multiverse itself*

by Jescyn May 19, 2018

runners high

A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running

non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see

by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017

RACHELS RUNNERS

want to be McClintocjocks, who hang out at Rachaels Walk between 10 p.m. and 7a.m.
Usually dressed in "wife beater shirts" and gangsta attire.

Is that the Old Hickory Village Track Team? Nah, that's just some of Rachels Runners.

by village dogg October 1, 2008

Ringers

Fake breasts. Breast implants.

Lisa looks great tonight.

Yes, she does. But with those two ringers of hers she has a bit of an unfair field advantage.

by Davidicusmax June 13, 2011