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rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
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Breaking Rigor

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!
by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017
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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.
by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025
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rigobundy

a large, sexy man that likes to wrestle
"What up Wato, man you are a rigobundy."
"Man, he is a rigobundy if I have ever seen one"
by arture May 5, 2003
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rigobundy

a large, sexy, sloppy man that likes to wrestle with multiple partners
hey rigobundy, you are a sexy rigo!!!
by rigo-wayato May 29, 2003
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Rick Riordan

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019
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