releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

relief shower

Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.

"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."

by OhSoAle January 7, 2010

Release Clause

This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.

Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.

by Busy brain the anonymous. September 15, 2020

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011

Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping

I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.

by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020

Reeve

A Fucking Legend with big pp

Damn Reeve Has a Big Dick

by Reeve---- January 14, 2020

whoaing like Keanu Reeves

A state of fascination or awe. Therefore, you say "whoa" in response to whatever you find unbelievable.

This definition is dervied from the movie The Matrix starring Keanu Reeves. He says "whoa" once he learns of his incredible powers.

Example #1 "Oh my God, I'm totally whoaing like Keanu Reeves over here. Did you see Vanilla Sky? What a mind bender!" says Jules.

Example #2 "The sex has to be great," says Marc. "It has to be so good that is has you whoaing like Keanu Reeves."

by Omarossa June 28, 2005