Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!
Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
by jenxie March 01, 2010
the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start
Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...
by blueredblueyellow444 December 10, 2009
by Lezsta Mctester February 15, 2017
The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023
When the entire body goes numb and the penis loses circulation. Often caused by mass masturbation, a quad relapse is a sign of your blood flow slowing down and stopping. Symptoms of a quad relapse: numb penis, numb legs, numb arms, ringing in the ears, blood flowing out the penis or the eyes.
(A) Fuck man.... I just quad relapsed
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler
(B) get fucked little pussy
(A) I hope your family burns in the pit of hell along with hitler
by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021
When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.
(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too
by That.Kidd.Fish August 25, 2021
the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx
Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
by teletubbies_rock123 June 02, 2024