a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012


by Scaredconfidence June 7, 2024

by valid1000 February 17, 2023

The left wing media whine and spread misinformation about them being racist nazis. At least Reform isn't a warmongering parry unlike Labour and Conservative who decide to get involved in wars which have jack shit to do with them. Nigel Firage just states his honest opinion, and people don't like it.
by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

Whilst enjoying my beer in my local pub, the doors swung open and a reform of bigots, drooling at the mouth and dragging their knuckles on the floor. I quickly finished my Merlot and left them to whatever assinine proclivaties they had planned before it included myself.
by Adentify August 18, 2025
