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Jail Raincoat

A latex balaclava used to house an incarcerated felon’s stiff rod while he serves a sentence. (Used for buggery of other inmates)

This durex pouch is much more seasoned than its free-range counterpart, as it may also used for other purposes (including but not limited to) concealing, smuggling or waterproofing contraband in damp areas such as the anal cavity before shitting it out.

A very colourful insult, and a suitable comeback if someone calls you a teabag (a lesser-abused disposable).
Joe Bloggs: *gives acknowledgment to possy of goon stags with a nod of his head, mistaken as subservience*

Goon: “you’re not a teabag!”

Joe Bloggs: “No, but you’re a jail raincoat”

Goon Possy: *asks what that means to determine whether they should beat him up or pay due respect*
by Hot-Cross Pun March 17, 2026
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Eve Raincoat

To be a mentally stable person
He is a real Eve Raincoat
by eve kaban November 8, 2025
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Japanese style raincoat graphitti

A style of graphitti using fat tipped markers or crayon streakers typically found in urban areas that are consistently inhabited such as dive bar restrooms and transit stations.
Ben- yo my boy Dolan got that japanese style raincoat graphitti goin' on!
by Typical wonderful February 1, 2022
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Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber
I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat
by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023
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