whitewater rafting

A fun activity where you put on PFDs (layman; "life jacket"), jump in a rubber raft with little PVC paddles and float down the river....no big deal...until you get flipped over, hit on the head with a rock, hit in the teeth with a paddle, flipped out of the raft, pushed out of the raft, or are simply scared out of your mind and go into fight-or-flight mode with those class 5 rapids coming around the bend.

I was having a fun time whitewater rafting until we hit this class 4 sideways, our raft flipped over, I got sucked into the rapid and popped out about 40 feet away (still holding on to my paddle)...After whitewater rafting (which was a real rush) driving on the beltway doesn't seem so bad.

by irishREPUBLICANarmy January 1, 2004

poop raft

When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.

When you're at your bf's house and gotta poo, don't forget to build a poop raft.

by gingabninja December 2, 2013

Skinheads on a raft

Slang for "beans on toast"

Gosh !! .. I'm hank marvin, i could murder some "skinheads on a raft"

Gosh !! .. I'm starving, I could murder some beans on toast

by zc16 July 22, 2012

Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source

Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft

by megaman9000 May 19, 2011

raft jockey

A racist name for a Cuban who made it to Florida on a raft.

Elian Gonzalez was a raft jockey.

by Meredith Kennedy August 9, 2007

Raft Cricket

A chic who will flash their boobs while recreating on a body of water

Look at those Raft Crickets. HEY, flash me for jello shots!!! Similar to a Mud Cricket

by C2theMac December 1, 2020

freestyle rafting

Whitewater rafter who is ejected from the raft and has to fend for him self until rescued.

Hey dude, it that guy drowning or just freestyle rafting?

by Funseller July 12, 2005