queen of quifs

Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.

person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!

I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!

by queen of quifs July 25, 2018

Quife

A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation

“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”

by Lalelalo October 28, 2025

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

Quif

To get tackled super hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021

Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.

You just got quifed

by Quif November 24, 2020