Gadsden Purchase

Gadsden Purchase
A deviant sexual act, in the tradition of the donkey punch and the Cleveland steamer, named after the purchase of a portion of what is now Arizona from Mexico in 1853.
The sexual act proceeds thusly:
1. Go to Tijuana, or some such lawless Mexican border town with plenty of brothels and prostitution.
2. Find a Mexican prostitute, and promise her lots of money for standard doggy-style sex.
3. Just as you 'finish,' roll up the money you owe her and stick it in her cornhole.
4. Congratulate yourself on symbolically continuing the American tradition of unabashedly fucking over the rest of the world.

- I was bored one night, so I drove across the border to El Paso and gave a hooker named Rosalita the old "Gadsden Purchase."

- I stuck the money in her butt, but she's Brazilian, so it's not a genuine "Gadsden Purchase."

by JackSpade December 28, 2005

purchase

Bristol uk. to recieve something. to own.

'...can i get a bit of purchase on that reefa?'

by Von July 15, 2003

purchase

to purchase something is to take something without paying for it. this is also know as stealing.

girl 1: i'm so hungry
girl 2: buy some food then
girl 1: i aint got any money
girl 2: purchase some food then

by fishalong April 15, 2007

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.

by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021

Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase

by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017