pum pum tree

When your girl has a freakishly hairy vagina and it looks like a tree - the words pum pum coming from how you pummel it cause she your girl -often used in Birmingham as slang
Jim: yo my girls pum pum tree is peng
Mate: you should totally go to town on your pum pum ya know

Jim: maybe I will fam
by Jimthedestroyer123 May 22, 2018
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PUM

The term used in reference to the substance created during the act of sex, when a woman is on her period. An aromatic blend of cum and period is created and a light pink purée results.
"Hey man, that's some pretty unique looking nacho's you got there!"

"Yeah Bro! I got this new recipe involving Pum as a topping!!"

"Holy Shit, I heard that stuff's hard to cum by!"

"Hard doesn't even cum close!"
by Wolfpack1234 November 09, 2011
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Milky Pum-Pum

When a vagina is swollen and full of cum to the point that it looks like it could be milked.
"That Rosy girl has the biggest MPP I've seen"
"A what?"
"Milky Pum-Pum"
by lolgang133 August 06, 2018
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pum pum claffy

a man who performs oral sex on a girl and likes it.
you is ah nasty pum pum claffy
by island boi January 12, 2006
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pum pum

An expression of discontent or displeasure
I'm feeling rather pum pum today

Guy 1:i've got a headache
Guy 2:pum pum to that, man
by Laura Warner September 20, 2007
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Pum

A dutch synonym to the male reproductive organ, the word often refers to not only the banana shaped part of the organ, but also to the beanbag or nutsack hanging under it.

It can also be used as a word to add more power to a sentence.
'Gregory has a small pum and dito balls'
'I hate you, you stupid pum!'
'Hell yeah, pum!'
'Bas has a huge pum'
'Frank showed his dirty pum in public'
by Ed Penusanus April 14, 2009
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