puttens and kippies

Slang for pups and kit-kits.

Come in the car, I got puttens and kippies.

by redhood December 6, 2009

putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

Plute

Short for “plutocrat,” i.e. a person whose immense wealth provides them with outsized power within society, both through political and non-political avenues. “Plutes” has gained usage in recent years as the debate over the influence of billionaires has risen to the top of our political discussion, especially on Twitter. Anand Giridharadas, a prominent political commentator and author of the book “Winners Take All” recently used the phrase “Plutes gonna plute” in a livestream for the New York Times.

Michael Bloomberg said he bought Democrat victories in the 2018 election? Lol. Plutes gonna plute.

by pudd1e February 27, 2020

Down-putter

Someone or something that puts people down, makes them feel slightly bad about themselves.

Hey, have you seen that new Instagram picture lately? It is a real down-putter.

by Xword-defineX February 18, 2019

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010