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London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022
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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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80 pound cake

Small, around 80 pounds, see pound cake definition for more…
“Danna, you are a nice lil 80 pound cake!”
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
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Pound cake

Jennifer: *passes by*

Fernando: *takes a glance at her ass* damnnnn..Jennifer’s got a pound cake!
by Alex Fonz March 4, 2022
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pound those cakes

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
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Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
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The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
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