A type of sports car, popular amongst middle-aged men experiencing their mid life crisis. These men may also be recently divorced.
by Sentinel Stark August 14, 2017
Get the Porschemug. A term used for something done really badly. Used when someone wants to express their wealth.
Used by bellends
Used by bellends
by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019
Get the Porschemug. by deutsch October 8, 2003
Get the Porschemug. by saab October 8, 2003
Get the Porschemug. The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.
993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.
964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964
996 owner: my engine blew up again.
964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964
996 owner: my engine blew up again.
by asterix October 7, 2012
Get the Porsche 993mug. Sounds like somebodys jealous.
Porsche 944- A car that was 40,000 for the naturally aspirated model when new in 1983. Contrary to my friends belief, the 944 was designed off of the 924. The rx7 was actually a ripoff of the 924 design, but good try.
While the N/a 944 will do a 1/4 mile in about 15.5, 0-60 in about 7.4 (Despite Porsches paper numbers), it would not get owned by a minivan or a civic. The Porsche 944 is a far supieror car.
Speed, the 944 N/a is slow. However the 944 Turbo (1/4 mile in 13.5- 0-60 in 5.4 STOCK) would eat many modern cars alive.
With the 944s2 and S not far behind it.
The car is 20 years old, so chances are it wll have some maitenene problems, but you dont see too many hondas on the road for 20 years.
Altogether a fantastic car. Was rated the best handing car in the world. People like Valance Drift (see deuschbag) dont know what they're talking about and are just angry because theyve been beat by a 25 year old German sports car.
Porsche 944- A car that was 40,000 for the naturally aspirated model when new in 1983. Contrary to my friends belief, the 944 was designed off of the 924. The rx7 was actually a ripoff of the 924 design, but good try.
While the N/a 944 will do a 1/4 mile in about 15.5, 0-60 in about 7.4 (Despite Porsches paper numbers), it would not get owned by a minivan or a civic. The Porsche 944 is a far supieror car.
Speed, the 944 N/a is slow. However the 944 Turbo (1/4 mile in 13.5- 0-60 in 5.4 STOCK) would eat many modern cars alive.
With the 944s2 and S not far behind it.
The car is 20 years old, so chances are it wll have some maitenene problems, but you dont see too many hondas on the road for 20 years.
Altogether a fantastic car. Was rated the best handing car in the world. People like Valance Drift (see deuschbag) dont know what they're talking about and are just angry because theyve been beat by a 25 year old German sports car.
Valance drifts piece of shit trans am got owned by my 944!!!! and its just a 25 year old sports car!!!!
Man i wish little shits like him would think before opening their mouths, He must be jealous because he doesnt own a Porsche, and im 17 and i own 3. I guess his poor ass will never own a true sports car.
Man i wish little shits like him would think before opening their mouths, He must be jealous because he doesnt own a Porsche, and im 17 and i own 3. I guess his poor ass will never own a true sports car.
by Rock September 21, 2005
Get the porsche 944mug.