Porcupine in the forest 

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Porcupine in the forest by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

porcupine dildo 

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

porcupine dildo by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

porcupine woman

a woman that has as many dicks sticking out of her, that she has had in her. Looks like a porcupine.

Porcupine woman looks like a porcupine when she has as many dicks sticking out of her, as she had sticking in her.

porcupine woman by Muffin8her October 19, 2010

porcupine cunt 

A chick that has had as many dicks in her as she has sticking out of her.

man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.

porcupine cunt by william maxwell June 17, 2006

porcupine's balls 

They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"

porcupine's balls by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005

Porcupine Pussy 

When the pubic hair on the vagina is prickly and porcupine like.

barney: i think she hasnt shaved for like 5 days. it was prickly and rough
ian: she got dat porcupine pussy

Porcupine Pussy by lordanasu June 5, 2014

Porcupine Penis 

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

Porcupine Penis by DaddieDoWerk December 2, 2015