royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

by wkc December 1, 2006

warm poncho

When a shirtless man gives another man a sweaty reach-around.

One time I was cold and Rolando comforted me with a warm poncho.

by longbrass9lb September 20, 2016

Vodka Pooch

Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.

Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"

by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

Sweat Poncho

A shirt with very large holes in the armpit area typically worn by tools and men who work out in public. It should be worn by men with great bodies or by men who sweat excessively from their armpits.

Wtf is that scrawny weakling doing wearing a sweat poncho in the cafeteria? And he has weird tan lines.

by House 611 July 8, 2011

Roncho Poncho

Similar to a dutch oven, it is the act of trapping a fart inside and then smothering someone with the stench while wearing a snuggie.

I know I look ridiculous in a Snuggie, but it was worth it just to give Rachel a Roncho Poncho last night.

by Gotsch December 11, 2009

snake poncho

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008