Placid Plonker

An annoying idiot x2

You placid plonker

by your-ugly-fat-mom March 30, 2022

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

wanking plonker

I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker

by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021