Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019

Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

by anonymous February 13, 2022