Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.

A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Placid Plonker

An annoying idiot x2

You placid plonker

by your-ugly-fat-mom March 30, 2022

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021