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Internet Pitchfork Mob

The internet version of a torch and pitchfork mob. A group of angry people raging about a problem that rapidly gains supporters, taking over topics, comment sections and product reviews with rage posts. Tramples anyone who doesn't agree mercilessly.

Commonly occurs in response to controversial topics or unpopular actions by corporations and/or the government.
The game's been broken for two days and there's an Internet Pitchfork Mob on the forums and in the amazon reviews!
by Laharl25 March 11, 2013
mugGet the Internet Pitchfork Mobmug.
That's what we would say during a downpour.
It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.
by bob4712 January 11, 2011
mugGet the pitchforks and hammer handlesmug.

Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015
mugGet the Shaving the Pitchforkmug.
The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
mugGet the Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!mug.

Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
mugGet the Polish Pitchforkmug.

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
mugGet the Transylvanian Pitchforkmug.

The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.
She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.
by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009
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