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Slush-punched 

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.
I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.
Slush-punched by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015
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geek punched 

Becoming embarrassed for something or someone to whom you are not connected.
When the woman fell and dropped her groceries, I got totally geek punched.
geek punched by Ace Fantagious October 2, 2017

PP Cold Pincher 

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher

pinche puta 

pinche puta In Mexican Spanish this mean fucking whore (or bitch).
I heard that pinche puta was selling her ass in La Romana for $30 US. You couldn't pay me to fuck the fat ho.
pinche puta by rodgster April 20, 2007

A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly
'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

pinche cabron 

Spanish for fucking asshole
Damn that guy is a pinche cabron
pinche cabron by jennasea June 30, 2017

penny pincher 

Don't be such a penny pincher, donate some of your money to charity.
penny pincher by Light Joker July 18, 2005