Piglet

A shriveled little wrinkled dick that looks like a pig's tail.

*Johnny whips his dick out*
Timmy: Put that fucking piglet away!

by PublishLaska March 13, 2025

Piglet

A shriveled little curly dick that looks like a pig's tail.

*Tom whips his dick out*
Zendaya: We're breaking up because of that piglet!

by PublishLaska March 13, 2025

Piglet

A person so obese that only someone of a darker color would every try to get pregnant

Man your stupid if you get that piglet pregnant she already had eight kids

by bentgenius June 11, 2025

Piglet

The child of a police officer or someone who works in law enforcement, particularly the stuck up kids who like to think that their parents job gives them power.

“Tommy stole someone’s car last night, but he’s a piglet so he’ll likely get off without punishment.”

by aesthetic garbage November 22, 2025

Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009

Piglet Hop

An act of sexual intercourse performed by beau and michelle. Which includes two people having fun in the sack and making sweet sweet geanili love.

Dietal"Look at those two obeseties bang......thats disgusting"
Bonk"yea my forehead is telling me its called the piglet hop."

by christalpher December 3, 2004

piglet groove

a piglet groove is when the band piglet plays a part in their songs that just makes you want to move. it happens atleast one time in every song. the band is able to do this so often because they are the shit. listen to a few songs, and you will truly understand what a piglet groove is.

guy 1: dude you know that part in "little bubble where are you going" around 1:32?
guy 2: yeah dude that part kicks ass it is such an ill piglet groove

by diostrio August 30, 2009