Liam Payne

Liam James Payne From One Direction.

Liam Payne, A Puppy On A Magical Rainbow Filled With Lucky Charms And Anti-Spoon Spray And Adorableness And fluffiness And He Is the Nicest Person On Earth.

by SuperBanana September 20, 2012

my phone's about to die

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

(speaking on the phone)
Katie: So I've really been thinking about you a lot. I think I might love y-
Michael: Oh, shi*, sorry, my phone's about to die! -click-

(texting)
Chelsea: Myfriend Kyle said he really digs u. what did u think about him?
Sam: sry my phones about 2 die

by evil_gumball May 7, 2011

my phone dry

When no one calls or text you and you bored af.
No notifications.

"Man!Somebody need to hit me up!my phone dry!"

by copper_doll June 15, 2014

Phenelope

Phenelope- a awsome cook, talented artist, loveing person, wheres her heart on her sleave but not afraid to kick someones ass; future ex wify; mother to all who need her.

Phenelope

by andysxwify February 27, 2010

phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

by Noir January 10, 2007

nigga phone

not having enough cash or credit to have regular cellular service

man, my nigga phone ran outta minutes, as i was talkin with my ho

by harley bandit January 14, 2010

hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.

Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'

by Esta Loco Vida April 27, 2016