Pedocartaphobia

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.

Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.

by tishaface March 29, 2009

Pedocrush

When someone finds someone a few years younger than themself, usually only 3-5 years however it can be a larger age gap.

Amy: My pedocrush Chris is so adorable
Sarah: that's so innapropriate - he's only 13
Amy: it's fine, he's going to be hot when he's older

by Pedocrusher123 October 18, 2012

Pedocriminalis

/adj/ org. Latin - Refers anything that relates to child abuse or involves a child being a victim or a horrible act by an adult.

When she starved that boy , she was pedocriminalis to me.

by Mercia Nivre August 11, 2009

pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.

Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010

Pedocon

An ancient race of Transformers that likes younger Transformers. Often found transforming near school zones or apearing as a "sketch van".

Gene: "dude that van was totaly creep mode on that kia"..

Rob: "Dang bro, yea its totaly a pedocon".

by TXbredRJB April 18, 2012

pedocheck

To inquire about somebody's age before making a comment about their looks, or something that could make you look like a pedo if they are underage.

I saw a video from a new girl group and had to do a pedocheck, turns out I'm good they are all over 21.

by GPKP December 16, 2018

pedocation

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"

Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"

by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019