The Paragraphs

getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at

What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?

Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.

by AssClown28 August 3, 2011

paragraph

A complete THOT

i wrote a paragraph

by 0livia080406_ March 6, 2019

paragraph princess

when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp

shelby- aaron is such a paragraph princess

carrie- it’s as long as the Harry Potter books

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020

Paragraph

A group of girls who are on their period.

Each of them is a sentence, because they have a period, so a group of them makes a paragraph.

That paragraph of girls went to the toilet together to change their tampons.

by JoJo1UP April 13, 2021

Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 13, 2021

Paragraph

A long text that could only be a few sentences.

Jazzy took a bowl from the cabinet and placed it on the counter. Then, she went to the fridge and opened it. After that ,she brought out the milk from the fridge.Then,she brought down the cereal box.After that,she poured her cereal inside.Lastly,she poured the milk and got a spoon and put it in the bowl,ITS CEREAL! Theres the paragraph.

by momoftrueperspective September 21, 2021

paragraph guy

The person In the comment section users call upon to give context to show and movie clips.

Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.

by sharkster September 7, 2024