paragraph princess

when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp

shelby- aaron is such a paragraph princess

carrie- it’s as long as the Harry Potter books

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

love paragraph

Dick

Girl 1 : I love paragraph dick
Girl 2 : same

by Dreamboss April 08, 2023

paragraph guy

The person In the comment section users call upon to give context to show and movie clips.

Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.

by sharkster September 07, 2024

Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 14, 2021

15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.

Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...

by Kittens241 January 14, 2024

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, typically consists of several paragraphs mashed into one.

"So I heard that he sent you a Nono Paragraph"
"Yeah, it took me two hours to read through it all"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 20, 2022